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Who Wants to Meet 'Bong' at Tiki Ti, Wed July 14th?
Tiki_Bong
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Posted: 2004-07-07 09:58 am   Permalink

(That was 'meet', not 'beat'.)

Hey, if you haven't met 'Bong', I know you've asked yourself many times "who is this annoying a-hole?, I'd sure like to find this jerk and kick his...".

Anyway, I don't like to admit this, but I've never been to Tiki Ti!

Gasp, arrgghh, how could that be? How could someone that has seemingly done every freaking thing, owns every bit of Hawaiiana, thinks he knows it all, NOT have been to Tiki Ti?

Well, this government slouch is taking next week off! Yee Haw!

And after next Wednesday, I'll be an authoritative reference for all things Tiki Ti! (reasonable rates).

So, if you missed out meeting John Wayne (Gacy), Frank Sinatra, or any other notible in the history of this here planet, here's you chance to see what all the getting booted for periods of time off TC is all about!

Tiki Bong will be at Tiki Ti on Wednesday July 14th, as soon as it opens (or closes).

Oh yeah, I need a ride from Orange County (both ways), I'll need some spending cash to treat the house, and most of all, I'll need someone to prop up my bruised ego.

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Tiki-Toa
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Posted: 2004-07-07 10:18 am   Permalink

Bong, I will gladly offer my sevices of body-guard as it may be prudent to have some bulk close to your person for the adoring fans, and your un-adoring ones alike.
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mrsmiley
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Posted: 2004-07-07 11:21 am   Permalink

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On 2004-07-07 09:58, Tiki_Bong wrote:


Hey, if you haven't met 'Bong', I know you've asked yourself many times "who is this annoying a-hole?, I'd sure like to find this jerk and kick his...".



Hey--who wants to have their teeth pulled!?!? Meeting Bong is almost the same!!!
Just kidding, Bong is a great guy.....in person.
I've got an idea--how about a Bong "roast" during the SoCal International Tiki Day event??
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freddiefreelance
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Posted: 2004-07-07 11:47 am   Permalink

Unfortunately I cannot. Strangely enough I've never been to the Tiki Ti either, & I lived in Hollywood for about 10 years! I've wanted to go there since at least the late-'80s! I passed it often, but seemingly only when it was closed. I think I went past it once when it was open & I had to be somewhere else & didn't have time to stop in.
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Johnny Dollar
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Posted: 2004-07-07 12:44 pm   Permalink



 
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floratina
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Posted: 2004-07-07 2:40 pm   Permalink

So, if no one gives you a ride, you're not going?

 
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virani
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Posted: 2004-07-07 2:43 pm   Permalink

So Bong, you want to do this on the bastille day (the french revolution day)?? Can I come ??

 
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Humuhumu
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Posted: 2004-07-07 2:45 pm   Permalink

Who wants to meet 'Bong' in a dark alley?

If there are any folks on this side of the Orange Curtain who haven't yet met Bong, I gotta say, come on out. Bong's a heck of a guy, and once you've had the pleasure of meeting him, it's much easier to read his posts and get the spirit in which they are intended.

Considering much of our conversation at Tiki-Ti is arguments about who's buying drinks for whom, I'd say you'll be just fine, Bong. I'll happily buy you a drink. If you get into the spirit of it and decide to buy a drink for someone else, there's an ATM next door at the mexican restaurant.

See you then.


Bastard.

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Unga Bunga
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Posted: 2004-07-07 3:43 pm   Permalink

I met the man, and I wasn’t impressed.

Bummed not to make it.
I'll be down next month Bongster, so save some liver cells for me!


 
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Tiki_Bong
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Posted: 2004-07-07 3:59 pm   Permalink

I can probably get a ride, as I never drive when drinking (much).

    
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The Kissing Bunny
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Posted: 2004-07-07 4:29 pm   Permalink

Well, I for one am looking forward to finally meeting you, Tiki Bong.

My girlfriends and I happened to be at the Purple Orchid when the Smokin' Menehunes were playing some months ago. A nice gentleman in a Hawaiian shirt told us about Tiki Central and I've been lurking on-an-off for a while now.

I think your posts are witty and refreshingly acerbic - like good lemon-meringue pie. I also love the way your strong hands masterfully caress the body of your lap-steel guitar.

If you say hi at the Tiki Ti, I may just have to explain the meaning of my username to you. I know you're married, but that usually doesn't stop me.

Kisses,

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purple jade
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Posted: 2004-07-07 4:41 pm   Permalink

Yikes! Run, Bong, it's a trap!!!!

Anyway, I'M the number one Bong groupie around here (with all accorded deference to the lovely Madame Bong, of course).


 
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Monkeyman
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Posted: 2004-07-07 5:00 pm   Permalink

Good Grief. How much more Bong Nosing.. I mean brown nosing can we stand.

He wants someone to pick him up, drive him to a restaurant and buy him free drinks and you all are falling over eachother to head up the fan club.

Did I miss something here?

Bongs going soft. Just a nice guy poser now.
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Humuhumu
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Posted: 2004-07-07 5:06 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-07-07 17:00, Monkeyman wrote:
Did I miss something here?



Yes... yes, you did.


 
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mrsmiley
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Posted: 2004-07-07 5:24 pm   Permalink

Quote:

On 2004-07-07 16:29, The Kissing Bunny wrote:
Well, I for one am looking forward to finally meeting you, Tiki Bong.
I also love the way your strong hands masterfully caress the body of your lap-steel guitar.

I may just have to explain the meaning of my username to you. I know you're married, but that usually doesn't stop me.

Kisses,




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