Joined: Mar 25, 2002
|Posted: 2004-07-07 09:58 am  Permalink|
(That was 'meet', not 'beat'.)
Hey, if you haven't met 'Bong', I know you've asked yourself many times "who is this annoying a-hole?, I'd sure like to find this jerk and kick his...".
Anyway, I don't like to admit this, but I've never been to Tiki Ti!
Gasp, arrgghh, how could that be? How could someone that has seemingly done every freaking thing, owns every bit of Hawaiiana, thinks he knows it all, NOT have been to Tiki Ti?
Well, this government slouch is taking next week off! Yee Haw!
And after next Wednesday, I'll be an authoritative reference for all things Tiki Ti! (reasonable rates).
So, if you missed out meeting John Wayne (Gacy), Frank Sinatra, or any other notible in the history of this here planet, here's you chance to see what all the getting booted for periods of time off TC is all about!
Tiki Bong will be at Tiki Ti on Wednesday July 14th, as soon as it opens (or closes).
Oh yeah, I need a ride from Orange County (both ways), I'll need some spending cash to treat the house, and most of all, I'll need someone to prop up my bruised ego.
***** Please do not all post at once about this special offer, as the overload of data just might take the server down!*****
"I'm ashamed to be here, but not too ashamed to leave..."